Wednesday, March 30

day 10345: i swallow

It’s always the split second just before you swallow the last bite. Your brain starts hammering you with guilty thoughts…

“You shouldn’t have eaten that box of cookies,” it mutters. “What the hell were you thinking? You weren’t thinking, WERE YOU? Do you know how many calories, how much fat was in that? Do you know how goddamn plump you look in that picture?”

“It’s too late.” your stomach argues back. “Mwuaahahahahaha… I’ve got you now fatty-boo-boo-ness. There’s no turning back. MWUAAAAHAHAHAHA…”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

oooh, man, I'm totally being tempted at work, as we have all these goodies just hanging around. you might not even be hungry, but since it's there, you eat. and when you're hungry, it's even worse! it's all about food here... 'cause it's better than working. sigh.