Friday, May 27

day 10403 1/2: sell, sell, selllll!!!

I've been playing real estate agent for the past week.

I'm doing such a good job garnering interest in the place, I've almost sold myself on it.

Everytime someone gushes about how much they love the place, I think, "Back off bitch... it's mine."

Then I try to remember why I didn't move there in the first place. It takes a while, but then it comes to me... THERE IS NO PARKING!!!!!!!!

How quickly one forgets.

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