day 11264: it's not me, it's you
schmassion: Dudie pisses me off. Maybe I have piss-me-off disorder
QWW: If there isn't one yet, you can invent it
schmassion: Yeah, I seem to attract the people who piss me off... must be my pheromones.
QWW: Lol, they are drawn to your charms... like dudie... and the twit... and PC
schmassion: Must be my cute smile and the clueless twinkle in my eyes.