Day 9983 1/2: *sigh* the things women go through to be beautiful...
... waxing, tweezing, plucking
... pedicures, manicures
... highlights, lowlights
... liner, mascara, shadow, blush
... lipstick, lipliner, lipgloss
... hair spray, mousse, texturizer, pomade
... sparkles
... pushups, pushdowns, control tops, halter tops, wires, lace
... camisoles, slips
... facial masques, cucumber eye cream
... pimple poppers, 'magic' lotions
... on shoulder, off shoulder
... sleeve, no sleeve
... knee length, thigh length, calf length
... backless, strapless, stickers... stickerless??
... knee high, thigh high, ankle high, toe
... g-rannies, lacy, thongs, strings
... heels, mules, strappy, sexy, slutty, hooker, boots, flats, pumps
... purses, pocketbooks, baby packs
... and pantyhose
... all times two and one in every colour - just in case, god forbid, you run out...
Whoever said that being a woman was easy is out of their flipping mind. And at the end of the day what the #$%& does it matter if you get bailed on anyway.
