day 10315: Spiderman
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! There's a spider in the shower! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!!!" The shower is still running. Water drips onto the floor. "Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!"
"It's only a spider." He looks a little too nonchalant.
"WHAT?! You knew it was there and you didn't TELL ME?!"
"Yep, saw it earlier when I was in the shower."
"And you didn't kill it?"
"He just wanted to take a steam bath!"
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