day 10378: randomania…
softball is the sport of the devil
It’s been almost ten years since I played last, but because of softball, I lost all desire to be #1. I no longer needed to be better than anyone else at everything and learned to settle for mediocre.
I once almost blinded someone. It was my fault for holding up my glove while covering first base so that when she tried to beat the ball, she ran into my glove. Maybe she should have looked up while she was running.
I once almost knocked out someone’s teeth. But that was her fault. She should have told me that she couldn’t catch. I wouldn’t have lobbed the ball up high. I didn’t know she’d just stand there staring at it… she could have ducked.
Spring season starts in 8 days. Whoopie! I wonder what harm I can inflict on my fellow humans this time…
friendly stranger
JB and I took a walk down Queen St yesterday and made a stop here. I felt like such a tard since my experience with the um… you know… is severely limited. But at least it wasn’t me sounding like a tard asking for help and trying to figure out how to roll a joint. It didn’t help either that I was wearing my Billabong hoodie drinking taro bubbletea with multi-coloured coconut jellies either. I just looked like a preppie-druggie-wannabe.
I swear I “never” inhaled… ever...
Blood test is tomorrow. This weekend should be…um… “fun”…
I don’t know what you’re talking about. You never heard anything about that here…
i miss my sista
I miss someone telling me not to do things on impulse and that sometimes it’s not a good idea to stalk my boyfriend… especially when I’m on an ultra-emotional-super-pms’g weekend.
That way, when he says “I had a feeling you’d drop by today and surprise me,” I won’t find myself replying with, “I went out for Swiffer clothes and found myself in Hamilton because I couldn’t find any other Canadian Tires in the city.”
Yeah right. Sure I believe you. Sure… delusional-wierdo-chickie-freak…
Did I mention that Friday night was fight-picking-night. Fun for the whole family!!! Whoo hoo…
”i was all over her like a fat kid on a smartie”
Kudos to Bullpen Larry for almost making me spew water all over my monitor. Almost…
bartending classes...update
I know A LOT about alcohol. A little too much... and not all of it is work related. That's a little scary... doncha think?
Admittedly, it's pretty cool being able to recommend drinks left, right and centre. Ask me for something limey and I'll give you a list as long as your arm! ;)
1 comment:
Hmm..I've never smoked the wacky tobaccky so I can't help anyone there.
And sisters are cool. I'm close to mine.
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