Tuesday, September 19

day 10882: go speedracer…

Wow, what a week so far.

Sunday, I almost killed myself stepping on my own dog’s crap. I slipped and skidded and just narrowly avoided a header into boxes of wine glasses.

Today, I got a speeding ticket going 73km/h in a 50km/h zone. Only, I HONESTLY thought that it was 60km/h. 3 demerit points, so I’m taking it to court.

Forget going to the mattresses… I’m going back to bed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, you stole my new favorite song!

schmassion said...

wow... i step in poop (IN MY SOCKS) and my insurance is going to go up $$ and you're complaining that I stole your new favourite song?! bah humbug... :P