day 11360: Uh-Oh...
Do you feel sad or irritable?
YES, PISS OFF. IF I DON'T, WOULD I BE DOING THIS QUESTIONAIRE?
Have you lost interest in activities you once enjoyed?
Have you experienced changes in weight or appetite?
Have you experienced changes in sleeping pattern?
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SLEPT THROUGH A NIGHT.
Do you experience feelings of guilt?
YES. I'M ASIAN.
Are you unable to concentrate, remember things, or make decisions?
SORRY, CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?
Have you experienced fatigue or loss of energy?
Have you experienced restlessness or decreased activity noticed by others?
Do you feel hopeless or worthless?
HOPELESS, YES. WORTHLESS, NO.
Have you had thoughts of suicide or death?
DON'T WE ALL?