Thursday, October 6

day 10535: some things you just can’t make up…

she-who-will-not-be-named: gaaaaah!
she-who-will-not-be-named: so first i broke the tampon
she-who-will-not-be-named: so i had to try & fix it by stuffing back into the applicator
she-who-will-not-be-named: then cuz i was standing there so long
she-who-will-not-be-named: and there's toilet water on the bathroom floor (which there ALWAYS is)
schmassion: standing? ew
she-who-will-not-be-named: now my pants are wet!!!!!
schmassion: gross...
she-who-will-not-be-named: it's easier for me to stand up....
schmassion: ok... whatever works for you...
she-who-will-not-be-named: clearly it doesn't
schmassion: poor chickie...
she-who-will-not-be-named: i wanna go home
schmassion: go then...
she-who-will-not-be-named: my tummy hurts
schmassion: say you're not feeling well and leave
she-who-will-not-be-named: can't
she-who-will-not-be-named: i - EW!
she-who-will-not-be-named: i just felt the wetness of the pants again
schmassion: gross...
she-who-will-not-be-named: EWEWEWEWEWEW
schmassion: :(
she-who-will-not-be-named: this is so bloggable
she-who-will-not-be-named: except you're not allowed to
schmassion: oh yeah... you can't believe how hard i'm trying not to...
she-who-will-not-be-named: hahahaha
she-who-will-not-be-named: well, you can
she-who-will-not-be-named: if you do not refer to me AT ALL
schmassion: crappers... i don't have a history of our conversation... i'm going to have to paraphrase...
she-who-will-not-be-named: yes, just paraphrase
schmassion: with lots of "gahhhhhh's and ewwwww's"
she-who-will-not-be-named: hahahaha
schmassion: oh god... this is going to be hilarious!!!
she-who-will-not-be-named: oh no....
she-who-will-not-be-named: don't even say it's a friend
she-who-will-not-be-named: say it's a female acquaintance
she-who-will-not-be-named: so it could be a coworker
schmassion: as if a male acquaintance would be asking me
she-who-will-not-be-named: hmmm....
she-who-will-not-be-named: you know just in case
schmassion: of what? sexual ambiguity?
she-who-will-not-be-named: no
she-who-will-not-be-named: just in case you say it's a friend and people think it's me
schmassion: ahhh... cuz i just grossed myself out thinking how a guy could use a tampon.
she-who-will-not-be-named: EW
schmassion: exactly.

1 comment:

teahouse said...

Aren't you glad that she shared these intimate details with you?

Friends are the best.