day 11227: i interrupt this program with a special message from your sponsors
I thought you and me, we were friends. I thought I could be honest with you and tell you my deepest, darkest secrets. Obviously, I was wrong.
Perhaps one day I'll be honest with you again, but I think not, seeing as how I'm still experiencing the repercussions of the last time I was honest with you. So instead, back to your regular scheduled programming of "Schmassion Brand Self-Deprecating Humour".
Because if I can't laugh at myself, what else can I laugh at? Everything else has been taken away.
On the fence,